Yo daddio! I would like to kill alot of people. I AM ANGRY! RARGH *cough* Ahem. Here are the first 55 people on my Hit List. For no reason. And of no interest whatsoever. Regardless of the fact that the dinosaurs are dead. Rambling Mike will now shutup.
1) Tom Hanks
2) S-Club 7 (especially Hannah, GRR)
3) Kebab Shop Owners
4) The troll that lives under my bed
5) Former WCW star Disco Inferno
6) All Christians
7) All Muslims
8) All Jews
9) All people who think I am racist
10) Alex Trebek's mother
11) That guy who does the donkey rides at the beach - HE TRAINS THE DONKEY TO THROW YOU OFF, AND WHEN IT DOES HE SAYS, "NAUGHTY DONKEY" BUT HE'S SECRETLY LAUGHING
12) People who think they can do an impression of Cartman, but can't
13) People who think they can do an impression of Pikachu, but can't
14) Cartman
15) Pikachu
16) The elves that have late night raves under my bed with the troll
17) Scott Stapp of Creed
18) Brad "Barry" Hart
19) "Young" Indiana Jones
20) Ken from Street Fighter series
21) Scatman John
22) Keanu Reeves - good actor (seriously)
23) The Irish
24) The English (I'm actually Japanese!)
25) The Scottish
26) The Welsh
27) The Rock
28) Scooby-Doo
29) The Outhere Brothers (Hah! Bet nobody remembers them)
30) The Japanese (Hahah! Fooled you! I'm actually Brazilian)
31) Tarkan (Turkish po(o)p star)
32) The CPU teams on Worms Armageddon (especially Puffbunny of Royalty because he is so good with grenades)
33) The Godfather ("Rethpect da family" "Haha camp lisp *BANG* oh no my neck's disappeared")
34) Evan Star (I created him, I can destroy him, MUAH!)
35) Tinky Winky of the Teletubbies
36) The Genie from Aladdin
37) The Bear-Children who have late night raves with the elves and the troll under my bed
38) F1 fans - "Look! A car overtook another one!" x3629
39) Emmanuelle
40) New Emmanuelle
41) The toilet monster who creeps out to have late night raves with the bear-children, the elves and the troll under my bed
42) Chucky
43) The guy who persuaded me to install an acid pit in my lounge
44) Matt Howard - we could cut off his belly and make burgers for pets and friends
45) God/Jesus/The Holy Spirit
46) Sammo Hung/Law
47) The Geezer-Birds that have late night raves with the toilet monster, the bear-children, the elves and the troll under my bed
48) Jean-Paul Gautier
49) People who don't like corn
50) People who don't like KoRn
51) Jonty
52) People who eat sild - SILD! JUICY SILD!
53) Hulk Hogan
54) Anybody stupid enough to get within 2 metres of me
55) The one who sounds like Phil Anselmo in Mushroomhead
56) Sara "Please put me on your hitlist" Hill
57) Spina bifida (not a person, but darn does it make me angry!)