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What Took You So Long? |
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| Oi! Down here! |
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Check out the new SCRUBS page; dedicated to the legendary TV show! |
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"Is to websites what soiled toilet roll is to classical art"-The Times |
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Try it, you might like it. |
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NEW! CKY Album!!
Lord of the Rings Review!!
Spiderman Review!!
Scrubs Homepage!! |
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NEW! CKY Album!!
Lord of the Rings Review!!
Spiderman Review!!
Scrubs Homepage!! |
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SITE MAP |
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SITE 2: FILM SITE |
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SITE 1: MUSIC SITE |
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Divine Comedy Discography |
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Volume 1 by cKy |
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Catalyst vs Visual Fallacy |
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Whatever and Ever, Amen by Ben Folds Five |
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Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings |
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MAKE SURE YOU LOOK AT THIS PAGE FIRST! |
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Mutter by Rammstien |
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Nightmare by VISUAL FALLACY |
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Akira |
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Destruction by Definition by The Suicide Machines |
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NB: These profiles were accurate as of several months ago, and understandably, are not always entirely up to date. Sorry for causing any feelings of nostalgia. |
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Osama bin Laden's latest attempt to cross the border was deemed "humourous, but not hilarious". |
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Everyone thought the service was a touch slow. |
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| As the pioneers reached their journey's end, sore and weary from weeks, even months of travelling, they stopped and stared in silent awe at the majesty and wonder of nature that stood before them. Then they gobbed over the side. |
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Hey there. As you may or, alternatively, may not know, the website is back on its proverbial feet, after a six-month sabbatical. A kind of poor-man's Rip Van Winkle. Anyway, theres some new stuf up, including a couple of film reviews, an album review, and more stuff on the way. Check them out. It's all still a bit of a mess, but that will change, hopefully without losing of its charming randomness. (DAVE.com: 33% more random than its nearest competitor. Based on actual scientific research)
So enjoy, and forgive my tardiness.
NEWS:
I was at the Tennant's Vital 02 a while back, and as anyone else who was there will agree, it kicked some thoroughly meaty ass. �2.50 per mental image. And Jamie got on the radio, the lucky dog.
Things are tough at the mo. Almost totally skint, moving house proving a total pain in the ass, WORK WORK WORK BLOODY WORK, and so much other stressful crap.
If anyone knows where i can get some industrial strength valium, i would be much obliged. Agh.
C'est la vie
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I know. |
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Damn cool shit |
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Looks like shit |
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contacting me seriously damages your health |
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david andrew james coates |
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This, my friends, is the price of democracy. |
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Thanks to our sponsors, Hamish HatsTM (They're the best Hand Made Hamish Hats in the Midwest!) |
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A man was found dead today covered in hundreds and thousands. Police believe he topped himself. |
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Your plagarism Laws don't scare me!!! |
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