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| ABOUT CAIRNSY | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Cairnsy will now entertain you. |  |
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| I finally got round to writing it, we are Catalyst, we have three members, James, Tom and Mark. Our music is very vaired because we all have very different tastes in music. Our main influences are Marylin Manson, Smashing Pumpkins and The Who. Tom is slow, Mark is very dedicated and i like raw mushrooms. Thats about it, oh and Jamie is full of pop punk shit, so don't judge us Jamie when you haven't even heard us. goodbye. |
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| At the weekends, Cairnsy wears a sailor's outfit, and goes by the name of "Reginald" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Talkative sort, ain't he? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| After a particularly bad night, Tim awoke to find that he was a cat, homeless, and above all, screwed. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Misunderstanding his dying father's advice, Roger spent 4 years in Paris terrorising the locals before being arrested for public indecency. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Trade was really buzzing. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Which is, as we all know, Russian for "Hey American pigs, I spit vodka at you from on high! I will soon spread the disease of Communism to all Democratic nations, and all will be united under the Hammer and Sicle of Russia!! Mwahahhahahaaaaa!!!" Quite a succinct language, Russian. |
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| Back to Catalyst vs Retox | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Home | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| He could see his house from there. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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