FILM 2001 with DAVID COATES
Many moons ago, myself and my good friend  Marv had the great idea of making our own small film company. We  recorded nothing and so naturally we are well on the path to success. These facts in mind, i considered myself to be something of a film sage*, and therefore thought i should have my own film review page. Hey, why not? These are all films i have seen, but may still be full of glaring inaccuracies, or stuff i have made up to support my claims. Life's a bitch.
This would be Keanu Reeves and some french-lookin woman in leather. I can't remember what this is from, it'll come to me later.
*sage: (n); herb, normally associated with onion.
more good news, adam and marv have both agreed to do some reviews for this part of the site, including some album reviews. If there are any films/albums you would like to see reviewed, or any inaccuracies in the reviews already up here, please enter them in the guest book on the home page.
Thanks
da
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Review of Snatch
Marv's review page!!
Review of A Knight's Tale
Album Review Page!!
Review of Akira by Adam
Review of Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings
This is a really outstanding film. Stop reading this caption and go watch it. I mean it. Quit reading this. I'm warning you. Right thats it, i've just sent my mafia links your adress. They'll be there any minute now. btw, can i have your cd's?
Review of Spider-Man
Orson Welles, what was wrong with his face?
Forest Gump, had the cast been on drugs.
Snatch is rather hilarious, and features Vinny Jones, and gave me the excuse to use that little italics effect again. Nice.
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