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ABOUT CHRIS |
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After millions of years of evolution, revolution and downright big-headedness, history has collaborated to create Chris's exact genetic code. Now that thousands of years of mankind's struggle against nature has been vindicated, he has the following to say... |
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Hey, my name's Chris, not kris, which is a regular misconception, and my surname is McElkerney, not McIlkerney or McIlhenny or McInerney, the list could go on forever.
My influences include such bands from Staind to Radiohead to Nirvana (sad but true. i don't listen to them any more, but they were one of my main influences) to silverchair to smashing pumpkins; again the list is endless. [congrats to chris for being the first person to use a semi-colon on this site]
I don't have a specific idol, which could explain why i'm so fucked up!
My favourite things are my guitars, my girlfriend Robyn (obviously), my band and music, duh!
I was in another band previously called DEDLOK but nothing became of them and i got a better offer! simple as that.
can't think of anything else to say, apart from, "tom, theres nothing wrong with a bit of rivalry!!" |
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Amazingly, my research revealed that there are literally dozens of other Chris's worldwide. Quite like this fellow above, Chris from Less Than Jake. |
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Brian soon regretted looking at Carol Vordermann's last photo shoot. |
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van gogh. don't mess. |
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Having had his brain removed in his early twenties, George went on to become the head of state of a large, democratic country that wasn't Britain, France, Germany or Canada. As his friends recalled, "We didn't even notice until he told us. He was just the same after it, maybe a little smarter" |
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