Hi, and welcome to Skywater Revisited: the one-stop place for people who need to get a life. These are sold at prices ranging from $0.50 to $4200, depending on the quality of life you wish to purchase. Wheelchairs are also available for all you lame people out there, and they come in various types and colours.
For those of you who keep asking, "What kind of a stupid name is 'Skywater Revisited'?", all I can say is that it just seemed a good idea at the time. The original site long ago was named 'Skywater'; firstly because it sounded like a bad parody of 'Skywalker', and secondly because it equated to rain and I like rain. The 'Revisited' bit got added because: 1) It's a redo of the original site, and 2) I thought it sounded cool, mostly because 'Skywater Revisited' doesn't mean anything.
And here's my own definition of 'skywater': What you get when the cool breeze over the mountain meets the warm breeze over the mountain.
If you're going, "Huh?", good for you. On the other hand, if you're one of those more well-read Keanu Reeves fans who are currently cringing at that really bad joke and formulating plans that involve decapitating me with a sledgehammer, sorry, but no sledgehammers allowed on this site.
Even small ones.
All the content on this website belong to and were written by me and/or my brother, unless stated otherwise. We do not claim ownership of any of the fandoms we write fan fiction for; if we did, it wouldn't be called fan fiction.
There are three main sections of this website: My section, my younger brother's section (He's this guy who goes around the Internet under the name of Jake Skywalker yelling, "Spontaneous combustion rocks!" and "Back to the Future rocks, AND stones!".) and the Neutral Zone containing stuff by both of us.
This website is dedicated to the late Douglas Noel Adams (11 Mar 1952 - 11 May 2001), the creator of the wonderful five-part trilogy known as The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, who died of a heart attack when he was working out in the gym at an attempt at a healthier lifestyle.
UPDATED: April 2005
The extended/revised version of The Reed can now be accessed from this site. Apparently there were some problems before, but they seem to have gone...
New things: Anything down there that has the 'new' tag on it. Also, four new poems have been added to the 'Really Bad Poetry' section.
I'll get some fanart up once I learn how to work the new scanner.
ANAKIN MCFLY'S CORNER
The Musical Twilight Zone Series
The Lamest List Collection You Will Ever See
Really Bad Poetry (UPDATED!)
A Compiled Lot of My Classmates' Quotes Which Conclusively Prove That Humans Are Strange (UPDATED!)
The Benefits of Typing Crap - A Reflective Essay (NEW!)
An English Speech Assignment Thingy (NEW!)
Three Stories Made up Only of Words Beginning with the letters S, A and T. (NEW!)
One of Those Word Chain Thingys (NEW!)
Random Movie Characters Have a Makeover (NEW!)
Short Chain Stories and the Like (NEW!)
THE ONE AND ONLY POINTLESS CLICKER
Random Links Which May Be Fictional
THE NEUTRAL ZONE
If you want to find out whether you're bored or not, click here!
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JAKE SKYWALKER'S CORNER
Stories From the Crevasses of My Mind
Click here for a random quote that proves that acting corrupts people's intelligence levels, dude!
SCOTTY'S CORNER
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