Hello hapless innocent, I am Jake Skywalker), an alien whose picture you can see by clicking here and scrolling down. I am here to warn you that Skywater Revisited may cause extreme laughter. Please review Anakin McFly's and my own fics. GLUG! I must say it is very interesting to be the beta reader of Anakin's site.
I have read everything on the site (mostly), and am here to gloat over you. GLUG! That is totally guide. (Guide means something that is totally excellent, I made it up, isn't that guide?!) A lot of Anakin McFly stories are vaguely humorous I know, but wait till you read one of her "serious" stories. GLUG! Those are really quite funny.
By now you should have ascertained that I am an attention-grabbing locust. You can see my residual self-image by scrolling down later. I am psychic you know, your current status is staring at the screen reading this unless you're real rich and can print it out but I am sure that you won't bother and probably think I am a git which is not a possibility I have ruled out yet.
Anyway, this is supposed to be a bio, not a talk on how I am a smarter/intelligenter/more excellent/more guide/less bored/more depressed person than Anakin. I am between the ages -42 to 12547243221005320643 (which happens to be the telephone number of a flat in Islington where Arthur Dent once attended a party at.)
By now, if not earlier, most of you would have left to click on something else. If you are still reading this, you must be as bored as I am or even more bored than I am. If I my add, I have a rather lot more common sense than McFly; she's not the cool excellent peron you think she is, in fact, she's... Yes, I am rather selfish I am much much younger than McFly and all young things are, by some weird twist of the cosmos (which has nothing to do with the way petunias scream "No, not again"), generally selfish. If you managed to decipher that incorigible mix of babble and bubble you can't be that dumb, or young, so I congratulate you.
My favourite movies are (not that you care): Back To The Future (I know everyone loves it, right? I mean, its totally guide! How could anyone hate it?), The Frighteners (especially the part with the ghosts!) (Sarcasm intended, if you got it, that's guide, if not never mind)) Star Wars trilogies (Of course. It's guide too.), The Matrix trilogy, Jurassic Park, Spaceballs, Bill and Ted (the Excellent Adventure and the Bogus Journey...dudes!) and all three Home Alone movies.
My favorite games are: Star Wars - Jedi Academy, Halo (It totally is most awesome and guide), Halo 2 (It's even more totally awesome and guide!), Runescape (I'm only a lv 17 noob), Archspace (For any interested, it's http bla bla bla www.archspace.org.)
I'm feeling very depressed now because I have realised that I am getting really bored and as being bored is a harbinger of spontaneous combustion, I am afraid I might be about to do just that. I am also depressed because I am typing this and getting bored and since you are reading this you must be even more bored. I can, if you are really bored, tell you to click on the really boring pointless clicker back on the boring home page. (there were 5 bored and borings there.)
Bye, so long, and thanks for all the fish! Is it salmon? I love salmon! That's totally guide! GLUG!
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