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Teddy's Terrific Top 10

    TEDDY'S TERRIFIC TOP 10 LISTS

    � Best things about being old as dirt

    � Best things about being rescued

    � Ways to compensate for never going outside

    � Things we'll miss in the good ol USA

    � Things to refrain from doing in the presence
        of the Queen

    � Signs the USA gov't is anti-cat

    � Signs it is a freezing winter in Denmark

    � New Year�s Resolutions

    � Ways to know Spring has sprung

   � Things that make our summer bustle

   � Things to watch for on a transatlantic flight

    � The best things about living in a basement

We moved from Northern California to Denmark in October 1999. Here's the Top 10 things we said we'd miss about the living in the U.S.A.:

10. No more sugar-coated, vitamin-enriched, preservative-drenched tasty treats molded into the shapes of mice heads.

9. The thrill is gone. Denmark has no spiders, snakes, bees or other venomous creatures for us to hunt .. only slow-fluttering butterflies and sweet-chirping underweighted birds.

8. Forget the lazy days watching the early morning fog roll out as the midday smog rolls in.

7. No continuous debates on daytime TV regarding a U.S. study indicating cats are superior to dogs.

6. No more hot, sweltering, whisker-drooping summer days.

5. Good luck finding any DK grocery store aisle with flashy displays of two dozen varieties of kitty litter and 36 brands of soft food.

4. No more fish with three eyes and two tails that occasionally swim up the creeks from the San Francisco Bay.

3. No more Meow Mix commercials in a language we can understand ("Meow meow
meow meow ... meow meow meow meow ... meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow" will turn into "miau miau miau miau, etc.").

2. No more pint-sized mice. We're sure they call mice mus - say "moose" - in Denmark for a reason.

1. We'll miss our great-tasting drinking water and the special qualities brought to it by the additives of arsenic, asbestos, barium, beryllium, cyanide, flouride, lead, mercury, benzene .... not to mention the polycholorinated biphenyls and tetrachloroethylene.

"Things we miss about living in the USA"

             HEY CATS!

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and get them published at
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   Here's How:
   1) Pick a topic (keep it clean, although
       dog bashing is acceptable)

   2) Write your top 10 things. Short and
        sweet is best. Your doesn't have
        to be funny, although don't hesitate
        to let your superior wits shine!

   3) Send your list to
       [email protected]. If you
       have a photo, send that, too! We'll
       publish it with your list.

   4) Teddy will review your list and post it
       on the Pawprints Newslitter site. He'll
       even send you an e-mail telling you
       when it's posted.