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Teddy's Terrific Top 10

    TEDDY'S TERRIFIC TOP 10 LISTS

    � Best things about being old as dirt

    � Best things about being rescued

    � Ways to compensate for never going outside

    � Things we'll miss in the good ol USA

    � Things to refrain from doing in the presence
        of the Queen

    � Signs the USA gov't is anti-cat

    � Signs it is a freezing winter in Denmark

    � New Year�s Resolutions

    � Ways to know Spring has sprung

   � Things that make our summer bustle

   � Things to watch for on a transatlantic flight

    � The best things about living in a basement

Spring�s a great time of year and we know it�s here for sure! Here�s how :

1. The flock of sheep in the nearby field have swapped their wool coats for nylon windbreakers.

2. The air is filled with an unforgettable fresh aroma as the cow fields thaws and the fertilizer kicks in.

3. Frogs croak out the �Easter Bonnet� song in four-part harmony.

4. Everywhere you look, it�s those adorable mosquito larvae worms

5. Mom wages war with dust bunnies that have grown sharp teeth and perfected kung-fu kicks through the winter.

6. Cats must forego their favorite pastime of bug stalking for intense health science lessons as every bug in the yard finds true love and mates... again and again.

7. Squirrels start stashing grapes and take on distinguishable wobble in their walk, glazed eyes and silly grins.

8. The boinga-boinga of deer romping across the lawn is enhanced by new rubber-soled boingers.

9. Marlowe snorts catnip then tiptoes through mom�s tulips.

10. Edgar keeps comparing the size and shape of his tail to that of the children�s kite next door.

"Ways to know Spring has sprung"

             HEY CATS!

Submit your own Top 10 Lists
and get them published at
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   Here's How:
   1) Pick a topic (keep it clean, although
       dog bashing is acceptable)

   2) Write your top 10 things. Short and
        sweet is best. Your doesn't have
        to be funny, although don't hesitate
        to let your superior wits shine!

   3) Send your list to
       [email protected]. If you
       have a photo, send that, too! We'll
       publish it with your list.

   4) Teddy will review your list and post it
       on the Pawprints Newslitter site. He'll
       even send you an e-mail telling you
       when it's posted.