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Teddy's Terrific Top 10

TEDDY'S TERRIFIC TOP 10

    � Best things about being old as dirt

    � Best things about being rescued

    � Ways to compensate for never going outside

    � Things we'll miss in the good ol USA

    � Things to refrain from doing in the presence
        of the Queen

    � Signs the USA gov't is anti-cat

    � Signs it is a freezing winter in Denmark

    � New Year�s Resolutions

    � Ways to know Spring has sprung

   � Things that make our summer bustle

   � Things to watch for on a transatlantic flight

    � The best things about living in a basement

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10. Now that my teeth fell out, I get soft food every night.

9. I have bragging rights. In my day, the mice were big as goats, there was actually a "back 40" to prowl and crunchies were the real thing - rolled by hand and grilled over an open pit.

8. I can grab the best spot in bed and no one argues with the old lady. My bones creak so bad they won't sleep by me.

7. Swiping at a ball is now considered "spunky," "cute" and "remarkable" behavior, and everytime I do it I get a treat as a reward.

6. Starry nights are very spectacular now that my eyes are shot and gazing at anything is like peering in a kaleidoscope through a shattered windshield.

5. I've outlived my litter! Take that Macho Marbles, Bossy Brigette, Arrogant Arlo and Finicky Fluffy.

4. All those wonderful drugs the vet insists I take.

3. I'm deaf so I don't have to hear that shrill "Heeeere kitty kitty kitty" that I've endured for 15 years.

2. Better yet, I no longer have to obey the annoying "Heeeere kitty kitty kitty" command!

1. Every sunrise is more beautiful than the last. Life is great!

"The best things about being Old As Dirt"

This Top 10 List is a special submission by Carmyn of Nevada City, California

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