The Top 10 lists are in the blue box. Just click on the ones you want to read and have at it!
TEDDY'S TERRIFIC TOP 10 LIST
� Best things about being "old as dirt"
� Best things about being rescued from the street
� Signs current US politicians are anti-cat
� Things we'll miss by leaving the good ol USA
� Ways to compensate for never going outside
� Things to refrain from doing in the presence
of the Queen
� Signs the USA gov't is anti-cat
� Signs it is a freezing winter in Denmark
� New Year's Resolutions
� Our Favorite Spring things
� Things that make our summer bustle
� The best things about living in a basement
� Things to watch for on a transatlantic flight
10. Now that my teeth fell out, I get soft food every night.
9. I have bragging rights. In my day, the mice were big as goats, there was actually a "back 40" to prowl and crunchies were the real thing - rolled by hand and grilled over an open pit.
8. I can grab the best spot in bed and no one argues with the old lady. My bones creak so bad they won't sleep by me.
7. Swiping at a ball is now considered "spunky," "cute" and "remarkable" behavior, and everytime I do it I get a treat as a reward.
6. Starry nights are very spectacular now that my eyes are shot and gazing at anything is like peering in a kaleidoscope through a shattered windshield.
5. I've outlived my litter! Take that Macho Marbles, Bossy Brigette, Arrogant Arlo and Finicky Fluffy.
4. All those wonderful drugs the vet insists I take.
3. I'm deaf so I don't have to hear that shrill "Heeeere kitty kitty kitty" that I've endured for 15 years.
2. Better yet, I no longer have to obey the annoying "Heeeere kitty kitty kitty" command!
1. Every sunrise is more beautiful than the last. Life is great!
HEY CATS!!!
Submit your own Top 10 Lists and get them published at Pawprints Newslitter.
Here's How:
1) Pick a topic (keep it clean, although dog bashing is acceptable)
2) Write your top 10 things. Short and sweet is best. Your doesn't have to be funny, although
don't hesitate to let your superior wits shine!
3) Send your list to [email protected]. If you have a photo, send that, too! We'll
publish it with your list.
4) Teddy will review your list and post it on the Pawprints Newslitter Web site. He'll
even send you an e-mail telling you when it's posted.