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Teddy's Terrific Top 10

    TEDDY'S TERRIFIC TOP 10 LISTS

    � Best things about being old as dirt

    � Best things about being rescued

    � Ways to compensate for never going outside

    � Things we'll miss in the good ol USA

    � Things to refrain from doing in the presence
        of the Queen

    � Signs the USA gov't is anti-cat

    � Signs it is a freezing winter in Denmark

    � New Year�s Resolutions

    � Ways to know Spring has sprung

   � Things that make our summer bustle

   � Things to watch for on a transatlantic flight

    � The best things about living in a basement

We are turning over a new leaf this year. Here's our Top 10 New Year�s Resolutions:

10. Kick the catnip habit

9. Try to understand that Jessie The Dog is from Venus and we are from Mars.

8. Find those fake mousies strategically placed all over the house one day but now have
mysteriously relocated themselves due to no fault of us.

7. Really determine whether in the bottom of Kleenex boxes there lurks a prize.

6. This year we will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

5. Catch the mice that dwell in paper bags. They are small and camouflaged to be the same
color as the bag, so they are hard to see. But you can easily hear the crinkling noises they make as they scurry around the bag. Anything, up to and including shredding the bag, can be done to kill them.

4. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

3. Grow thumbs; break into pantry; decide for OURSELVES how much food is *too* much.

2. January 1st: Kill the catnip sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Relive victory over the sock.

1. Finally catch the bed bugs making those lumps under the covers. Mom says they are their feet and hands, but she lies. Bed bugs are rumored to be the most delicious of all the bugs in the world, though no cat has ever been able to catch one. Rumor also has it that only the most ferocious attack can stun them long enough for you to dive under the covers to get them.

"Our New Year's Resolutions"

             HEY CATS!

Submit your own Top 10 Lists
and get them published at
Pawprints Newslitter.

   Here's How:
   1) Pick a topic (keep it clean, although
       dog bashing is acceptable)

   2) Write your top 10 things. Short and
        sweet is best. Your doesn't have
        to be funny, although don't hesitate
        to let your superior wits shine!

   3) Send your list to
       [email protected]. If you
       have a photo, send that, too! We'll
       publish it with your list.

   4) Teddy will review your list and post it
       on the Pawprints Newslitter site. He'll
       even send you an e-mail telling you
       when it's posted.