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| Teddy remains hopeful that his laborious efforts of digging in the flower bed will take him to China soon. Marlowe, however, is convinced the angle of the hole will lead to nowhere, eventually. �You dig a hole deep enough and you get to China; everyone knows that,� said Ted emphatically as chunks of dirt flew from his paws. Marlowe protested that it�s all a matter of geography. For example, when the cats lived in California, a hole would have led to China. However, now that they live in Denmark, the rules change. �We live and Denmark, and nowhere is where you are going,� he said. Full Story. |
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| Fur flies when Ted insists on being a black cat for Fastelavn |
| "But I'm the black cat for Fastelavn," protests Edgar Allan. Ted says photo of Mom inspired him. |
| Inspired by an old photo of Mom in a cat costume as a youngster, Ted has announced he plans to dress up as a black cat on Fastelavn. �That costume�s already taken in this house. It�s not original,� Marlowe was heard to grump. �It�s not even a costume; it�s me!� protested Edgar Allan. Teddy was insistent, however. He has already started collecting costume parts, such as a black sock from the dryer that he plans to stuff and attach to his rear-end as a tail. Full Story. |
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| The change in seasons mean it�s time to pack away summer attire and don winter coats. The cats have been working on the task all week long, and it hasn�t been a pretty sight. "Fashion is tough," griped Monie. Full Story. |
| Monie's new coat came with some manufacturer's defects - snarls and tangles -she claims. |
| The cats are on high alert after a strange man has been leaving Mom notes on a daily basis. �It�s like a pattern with this guy. He rides his bicycle past the house. Then, he creeps to the door and leaves his perverted notes,� reported Teddy, who witnesses the suspicious actions while napping on the windowsill. �This guy is really obsessed.� Full Story. |
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| The suspect making a getaway on his bicycle after leaving a note. |
| Lyrical Yowls The movie Moulin Rouge may have its Lady Marmelade song, but Edgar sings out the praises of Lady Mama Kay, who adopts a wayfaring tomcat. Full Lyrics. |
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| Teddy's Terrific Top 10 Guest top 10 list by Carmyn, the "old-as-dirt" cat from Nevada City, California. Her topic ... the Best Things About Being Old as Dirt. Check it out! |