PICK-UP LINES
Do pick-up lines work?! Here are a selection of
those I've heard, been given, or perhaps even tried myself! Check it out,
but don't blame me if you try one and get your face slapped!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by
again?
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as
the answer to this question?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to
give you notice that I noticed you too.
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just
touch my ass?
No.
Damn!
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you
been drinking?
You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my
feet.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it
against me?
Wow! Are those real?
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you
would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it
hurt?
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my
mind all day!
Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see
myself in your pants.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow
job?
No!
Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers?
No.
Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
If I let you suck on my tongue would you be grateful?
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only
one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't
you?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontus?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex?
[Slap]
HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?
I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you
might as well be there.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Can I flirt with you?
I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day ... But I'm a sex machine by
night!
You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge
you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I
together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them
off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your
eyes.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?
Be unique and different, say yes.
You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten
my standard pick-up line.
I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later
tonight!
He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me... I said you look really fat in those
pants!
He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...
Put downs to Pick-Up
Lines
He: I'd really like to get into your pants.
She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.
A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line. She
grabs his crotch, looks down at it, looks back at him, and says,
"Sorry, I don't see any potential here" and nonchalantly walks
off.
After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let's
see your departure.
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