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WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN !
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- You can enjoy beer all month long
- Beer stains wash out
- You don't have to wine & dine beer
- Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while
you play football
- When your beer goes flat you toss it out
- Beer is never late
- Hangovers go away eventually
- A beer doesn't get jealous if you grab another one
- Beer labels come off without a fight
- When you go to a bar you know you pick up a beer
- Beer never has a headache
- A beer won't be upset if you come home smelling of another
beer
- If you pour a beer right, you always get good head
- You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
- A beer always goes down easily
- You can share your beer with your mates
- You know your always the first one to pop a beer
- A beer doesn't need a shower before it tastes good
- A beer is always wet
- A beer never fakes it
- A beer doesn't demand equality
- You can have a beer in public
- A beer doesn't care what time you come home
- A beer doesn't complain about your beer gut
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