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THE TIMES
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The Times is read by the people who run the country.
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DAILY MIRROR
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The Mirror is run by the people who think they run the
country.
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GUARDIAN
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The Guardian is run by the people think they should run
the country.
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MORNING STAR
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The Morning Star is read by the people who think the
country should be run by another country.
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DAILY MAIL
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The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run
the country.
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FINANCIAL TIMES
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The Financial Times is read by the people who own the
country.
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DAILY EXPRESS
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The Daily Express is read by the people who think the
country should be run as it used to be.
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DAILY TELEGRAPH
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The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who still think
it is!
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THE SUN
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The Sun is read by people who don't care who runs the
country as long as she's got big tits!
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