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You can GET chocolate
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2
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"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning
with chocolate.
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3
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Chocolate satisfies even when its gone soft
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4
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You can safely have chocolate while you are
driving
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5
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You can make chocolate last as long as you want
too
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6
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You can have chocolate in front of your mother
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7
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If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't
mind
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8
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Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without
being called nasty names
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9
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You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting
your face slapped
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10
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You don't get hairs in your mouth with
chocolate
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11
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With chocolate there's no need to fake it
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12
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Chocolate doesn't get you pregnant
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13
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Good chocolate is easy to find
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14
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When you have chocolate it doesn't keep your
neighbours awake
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15
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With chocolate size doesn't matter....it's always
good
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