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1
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If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it
has no calories.
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2
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If you drink a Diet Coke with a Mars Bar, the calories
of the Mars Bar are cancelled out by the Diet Coke.
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3
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When you eat with someone else, the calories don't
count, as long as you eat less than them.
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4
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Food used for medicinal purposes never counts :- such
as hot chocolate, brandy, toast & Sara Lee
cheesecake.
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5
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If you fatten up everyone around you, you look
thinner.
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6
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Movie-related foods do not have additional calories as
they are not part of the entire entertainment package - such
as milk shakes, buttered popcorn, Murray Mints, bubble gum
& Mars Bars.
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7
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Broken biscuits contain no calories, the process of
breaking them causes calorie leakage.
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8
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Things licked of knives and spoons have no calories if
you are in the process of preparing food, e.g. jam on a
knife when making sandwiches, ice cream on a spoon when
making sundae, etc.
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9
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Foods of the same colour have the same calories, e.g.
spinach & pistachio ice cream, mushrooms & white
chocolate.
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