Find out about Calendar Girl's most recent opinions and epic adventures here.
Tribute
Who is this Calendar Girl anyway? Where did she come from? Who the hell does she think she is?
Advice Column
What do you do when you can't understand wtf your boyfriend is saying to his friends? Use this handy dandy guide set by Calendar Girl!
Smelly Loser?
Are you a smelly loser? How can you know for sure? Calendar Girl's helpful checklist will show you to the light!
Smelly Loser Help
For the smelly losers, here is a page filled with helpful insight and life changing advice that are guaranteed to increase your popularity!
10 Rules
Calendar Girl provides an insightful look into femminism, how to respond with chivalry, and where they can stick their "ten rules".
SCREW ATKINS
With Calendar Girl's totally revolutionary two-step diet, you'll be kissing your sweet fat ass goodbye!
Meet the Four Stooges
Here are four roommates (Mike, Sam, Ricky, and Vinnie) who have never had it really bad... until they came together... er, kindof.. I guess.
THE ADVENTURES OF CALENDAR GIRL AND THE CHURCH OF SELECTIVITY
Sam's church is invaded by blood-thirsty Christians bent on destruction and domination
Find out exactly what Calendar Girl does with her copious amount of free time.
The Pleekinator, my arch nemisis, makes a lame attempt at extracting my true identity
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obstinate.org
cowned.com
www.tuckermax.com
somethingawful
Mario 3 is chowned
Good Sam, Sit, Stay!
There is grass on your face, hun
There is cone in your face, Mike
