First of all, just because your boyfriend and all of his friends use certain terms that nobody else clues in to, does not mean they are cool. However, because Calendar Girl is here to help even the insignificant, I'll provide an insider's look into their little language:
Elite: (pronounced 'leet) means cool. To throw in an extra cuve they will oftentimes say something is "'leet like Jeff K". The actual Jeff K is the author of some website they don't like; it is somehow an insult to him.
My boyfriend and his friends are all computer people. When I'm haging out with them, I feel like they're speaking another language! Is there anyway you can help me to be as cool as they are? Or atleast understand what they're saying!?
HELP!
-Lost in Linguistics
Making Time: their lame attempt at getting some ass.
Coning is a favorite pasttime of these guys, which consists of them placing a contruction cone atop various cars, taking pictures, and laughing at their own cleverness. When asked to comment, their comrade Dray said, "It's kind of like a dunce cap-- but for a car."
Gin is a term coined by Sam. Should he ever get drunk again, this will help divert him from using more commonly known racial slurs and getting his ass beat into livid pulp.
If they are not off galavanting with street cones, they are probably tlooting (screaming out the car window at unsuspecting bystanders) or trolling (virtually tlooting, only now with the assistance of a loud speaker, air horn, and 200-candle powered flashlight.)
They can never just hook you up with something, nono, they have to hakz0r the gibson, or root it. "Sure, Calendar Girl, I'll root your computer so you can hack into the system mainframe!"
When you hear talk of pron or woot, just don't ask. They are discussing the chick/dwarf/horse showdown they downloaded the night before. However, woot is also used as an exclamation equivolent to "hurray!"... Dirty bastards.
They also have very interesting ideas about geography. To them, the following cities are as follows: Vista= Mexico, Romona= Romania, San Marcos= Spain, north of Highway 78= Oregon, and Escondido is Escondildo. But ofcourse, all the different north county cities (Oceanside, Vista, Carlsbad, Encinitas, etc) are really all the same as San Diego. They believe that the bounds of the Universe stretch from San Diego to the Arizona border, to Vegas, and San Fransisco. If you have ever been outside of this region, what you experienced was a projection of the mcp (or master control program). The mcp spins to maintain balance between Sarah and Teklord (located on opposite sides.) "Teklord is a giant black man," explains Mike cheerily. When asked for further comment, his face becomes suddenly serious, "Sarah is."