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| CALENDAR GIRL | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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They call me Calendar Girl. Whether that is more due to my super model nature, or my super hero tendancies, I could never decide. The fact remains: I am what I am and I cannot change it. Unless I wanted to ofcourse. What? You don't think a super hero of my calibre could go through a little makeover should she so choose?? Sheesh! People these days! |
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| I was raised in a hick state dominated by religious fanatics; by a huge family of religious fanatics. I myself, until I turned 17 and saw through the large coorporate cult, was a religious fanatic. Then I staged a daring escape by faking my own death and rafting down the Mississippi river-- away from those who would force me to be one of them and in all other ways control every aspect of my life. Now I am dead to that world... er, almost. I still go home on Sunday nights for dinner. But, aside from that! I am a fugitive, a rebel, completely isolated from everyone!!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Except for my roommates, that is. Oh, and all of my friends. I have some great friends, belive you me! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| First there is Sam-- he is my Clyde. We met while serving time for some pretty heavy crimes. Our mug shots are posted on every radar gun and stop sign from here to Mexico. Watch out for him. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Stace is my roommate as well as long term best friend. She's been with me through days of pyroism, shoplifting, ditching PE. After five years and three moves, I still can't shake her. Let's not forget how she talks in her sleep. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Kevin is the sexpert. Probably 65% of my knowledge on the subject is derived from our late night question-and-answer series my freshman year in high school. The catch? He's actually a virgin. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Then there is Sam's best friend Mike. The two make a sordid pair with their infinite amount of computer jibberish and daily lunch conspiracies. Mike is the indirect reason thousands of kittens die each year. | Stine has been here longer than anyone-- since I was a scrawny little eighth grade pathological liar punk. Careful not to sneak up behind her if you are my brother-- accidents come of that. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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