(Black= me, red=the dumbass, green= commentary)
The wheels on the bus go round
and round
is that right
this is daniel
is this christines friend
Yes
What can I do ya for?
hmmm
dont know
what do you wanna do for me Nothing, dumbass, don't take it literally
.....
*thinks really hard*
*still thinking*
Sorry, I'm drawing a blank
aww
poor thing Oh, my god, I know *rolling of the eyes*
Yes, see me wallow in my own self pity at the lowered condition I now find myself in
maybe a little stupid
Or maybe just a little ahead of my time
should i put a condem on your head What the hell?! Why, of all things, a CONDEM?! Oh my god, I'm so offended! <=0O A condem! But that's so icky to my virgin ears!!!
to slow you down
I don't see how asphyxiation by latex would help, but if it would make you feel better....
still no
wow
you sound like your stupid friend christine
you guys are really fucked up I might add this "daniel" character doesn't even know who I am-- has perhaps met me once
How is that?
You're the one threatening to murder me par contraceptive
to much to explain
wow What he says when he can think of no good comeback, wait, there are no good comebacks in any of this
You aren't the first to say that
And I'm sure you won't be the last
yeah
im sure i wont
Many people are astounded at my wit
im sure you wont make it that far in life
with your wit
How far?
that will slow you down
Like your condom of doom?
and probably make people hate you
People like you?
Ah yes, I fear people like you for certain
why people like me
.... ?
you said you fear people like me
why is that Haha, he thought I was serious. What a dumbass!
oh
That was sarcasm, I'm sorry if I didn't make that clear
because i dont think im the center of the population like you Here he starts making vague generalizations
that makes me bad because im not as good as you
in your eyes
thats whats wrong with you
and christine
you guys think your some kind of hot shit when your really two stupid bitches
um... you IMed me, not the other way around. You would do well to remember that He's sitting here complaining about me, yet he is the one who innitiated the converation? Okay. Dumbass
no i just wanted to say this stuff to you because im bored What kind of a response is that? Dumbass
That makes you a very enlightened person, I can see
yea
(More sarcasm, in case you didn't realize)
yea
yea
yeah
yeah
thats great
im happy for you
and how does that make you feel Now he isn't even answering coherently
Have you never seen "Equilibrium"? There is no "feel"
we can see whos more enlightened in ten years when your living with some stupid boyfriend that beats your ass everyday because he cant stand you and your to fucking stupid to leave hahahahahahaha, has he seen my most kickassingest boyfriend in the whole world? Anyone who has would laugh uncontrollably at this as well
and me
well well.... you're a dumbass!
yea
no need to even say anything because im not the dumbass here of course not, sweetie
hahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahaha
hahah im so bored This excuses every idiotic comment you've made thus far
I'm sensing quite a bit of misplaced aggression
Tell me about your mother, did she never love you as a child?
no but yea my family life was pretty fucked up
and i just dont like people like you
so i take my agression out on you guys Whoa, okay, I didn't ask because I really wanted an answer, Dumbass