You know "yea" is actually pronounced "yay", like in the Bible  That was driving me crazy
It is actually spelled yeah

yea
Dahk! Dumbass!
i know that
i just never can find the damn h
it hides from me
oh the 'h', it hides. I can't find it, where did it go? Poor baby!
yeah
wow

That makes you less incompotent somehow
i got it
hahah
Dumbass
sure


So, is it every day you make yourself sound like a royal ass, or am I just something special?
no i just had a race today and i dont have to go to work or do anything else and i have not done this in a while so.......
its fun just sitting around doing nothing
never really get to do that
His "sublte" way of excusing his extreme dumbassingness
but enough about me lets get back to what a stupid bitch you are

So you make a lot of absurd judgement calls, and tack on a bunch of incoherent comebacks
People must really respect you for the intelligent, good natured person you really are
yeah
well at least i learn fast
i got that h
Whoa, nelly!
Damn, I'm impressed!
why thank you
This certainly equates to a redeeming quality!!
hmm
well may i ask why you think your so much smarter than me?
Because I can spell and use proper grammar and punctation, maybe?
Did I say that?
no but if you see it as you say you do then you must think you are smarter  Wait, how and when did I say I see it?  There you go again, talking out of your ass in vague terms. Dumbass
if you can find that i am so lacking intellegents 
Ladies and Intelle-gents!! My god, what a dumbass!
well im tired of this doing nothing crap, im gonna go find something better to do

Good idea!
I think you are getting smarter already!
awwww thanks bitch
Sure thing
WHAT A DUMBASS!!!!!!
another funny IM convo
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