Her: how is the website true?
Him: Own: there are two aspects to this. First, one can own at something, ie "Dude, Calendar Girl owns at making websites!" Meaning I rock at it. (Thanks, guys!) However, one can also get owned. "Dude, Sam! Calendar Girl just owned you!" (Meaning I either kicked his ass or made a witty insult.  This happens often,
Him: the term dictionary
Him: very accurate
Him: lol
Him: i even used it to explain l337 to a stupid friend of min
Him: e
               Me: hahaha, he is a comp person, too!!
                Her: yeah
                Her: he is
Her: hahaha
Her: i was with this "person" when we copied the 10 things to all men magnet
Her: and the guy at spencers yelled at them
Him: yes... "person"
Her: its not me
Her: i'm not that funny
Him: suuure
Him: calendar girl
Her: i'm mentioned
Him: i bet you even have a secret lair
Him: thats ur disguise
                   Me: HAHAHAHAHA!
Her: hahahaha
Her: yes
Him: plausible deniability
Him: you cant fool me
Him: fooler
             Me: Tell him to email me if he wants to know
Her: haha
Her: your too smart for me
Him: hehe, i dunno about that
Him: i spent like 10 minutes on there trying to figure out who she was too
Him: lol
Him: it was depressing cuz i failed
Her: u think its a girl?
Her: of course
Her: its calendar girl
Him: in that this "person" refers to itself as calendar girl
Her: but doesn't she sound like a boy
Her: when she does the 10 things list
Her: i think she does
Him: thats like the only part of the site
Him: that seems aimed at guys
                    Me: cuz I said "suck my cock"
              ~ blah blah blah, boring stuff~
Him: so who is calendar girl
Her: you'll never know!
Her: mwhaha
Him: and why does she read askmen.com
Him: i bet its a guy
Her: whats that?
Him: bottom right of smellyloserhelp
Her: hmmm
Her: interesting site
Him: very
Him: if ur a guy
Her: nooo
Him: girls cant read that site
Him: they're giving away our secrets
Him: bastards!!
Well, this is a conversation on AIM that my friend Stine showed me, that I found absolutely hillarious, and decided it would be a disservice to my readers if I did not post it. So, tell me, Ryan, what is your conclusion about Calendar Girl?  Am I in fact Stine because it is linked from her profile?  This site is linked from many different places, not just one girl's profile.  You underestimate me, I think.  Or, am I a guy because I am familiar with your "exclusive" askmen.com?  Y'know, because only guys would read it.  Somebody has to keep on top of your manly tricks, y'know. If you didn't notice by now, sex is an interest of mine.  Not just in the act, but also in the art.  The more I can learn from diverse places, the better.  It is especially helpful to read about it from a man's point of view, and I would exhort any girl to do likewise who A) Wants insight in how to better please her man, or B) Is an idiot and doesn't know how to recognize a playa. 

Anyway.  Just want to thank Stine for protecting my secret identity.  Ah, but hey, what else are friends for??! 

Take care, Ryan, and good luck!
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