2. Guys who are overly obsessed with lesbians. Yes, we all know you like them. But settle down and keep it in the pants.
3. Kids who run in school elections. Stupid little brats, nobody cares.
4. Super conservatives who want to "protect their community" by protesting over dumb ass things, and raising hell for everybody else.
5. People who block the intersection after the light turns red.
6. People who turn the air conditioner on full blast when it's already freezing
7. Advertisers. All of them. Dipshits.
8. Guys who drive way lifted trucks. You are not cool.
9. People who sport dumb ass stickers like, "100% Bitch" ot "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a pack. Coincidence? I think not." No, shutup.
10. Eleventeen-year-old punk ass kids who think they are sooo bad. Screw a bean pole, you little fucks.
11. People who accidentally leave their blinkers on after the turn.
12. People who otherwise do not know how to drive, or how to stay in their own lane.
13. People who drive souped-up rice burners. Why would you spend money to make a shitty-looking car look even shittier?
14. Telemarketers
15. Pushy kids with lemonade stands or fundraisers.
16. Naked girls on pop-up ads.
17. Sports Illustrated-- the entire company. All dispshits.
18. DMV examiners. They are all testy pissoffs. I had too many of them.
19. Cops driving in cities outside of their jurisdiction. There are enough here anyway without you shithead intruders trying to piss me off.
