I found the following ten "rules" on a magnet at Spencers.  God, femminism is soooo cool!
A crazy fucking bastard to put up with this shit!  How did it ever get published anyway?  A word to the manufactureres: JUST SAY NO TO DUMB FEMINIST BROS!
A feminist bitch, and I am obsessed with maintaining this image because I want to feel like a badass.  Guys beware, I come with a list of rules!
Her Rules:
The appropriate responses
1. Please don't talk to my breasts, you won't be meeting them. 
Well, yah, especially after you  stapled them together.

2. If you want to control someone, sleep with the remote. 
At least it won't bitch at me all night.

3. I always choose chocolate over men-- always.
And men choose barnyard animals over you-- always.

4. 51% love goddess, 49% bitch
   A paradox: bitches don't get love

5. My sexual preference is No
 Thats good, because you're not getting it anyway

6. My body is a temple, so get on your knees and pray.
Why don't you get on your knees, and suck my cock?

7. It's not the size that counts, it's the-- oh wait, size does count.
Oh, you mean like the size of your humongous ass??

8. Remember, you horny piece of dirt-- girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

9. Men are like hardwood floors, lay them right and you can walk all over them for years. 
Which is the only hard wood you'll ever get near.

10. Save your breath for your inflatable date.
Jealousy is never the best policy.
The best way to end a recurrent problem like this?  Calendar Girl spells it out:
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