"We were all smelly losers until Calendar Girl came along! These simple steps changed out lives!!!"
YOU ARE INDEED A SMELLY LOSER.
But don't crawl into the fetal position and cry yourself to death just yet! There is hope! Just follow these simple steps and you'll be well on your way to being less smelly and loserly in no time!
*Use soap as well as water
*Don't skip any body parts-- no matter how insignificant you may think they are!
2) Brush and Floss your teeth
*Bad breath=no one wants to kiss you
3) Wear deoderant
*Sweat=smelly=bad
*Antiperspirant=good
4) Keep hair well groomed
*Nobody likes a chewbacca
5) The Benefits of Cologne/Perfume
*The better you smell, the more
people will want to be around you
*In case you didn't know: cologne is a
HUGE turn on
Cry, baby, cry.
*Foreplay starts with kissing.
*The more time you spend prepping for sex, the better
sex is. Don't rush
*GUYS: the more you GIVE, the more you RECEIVE
*GIRLS: it doesn't have to be ME ME ME
2) Rhythm
*(S)He who rides on top, decides the rhythm. You want
to change it? Don't screw it up, flip it around.
3) Connection (Touch and Eye Contact)
*Touch: Anywhere and everywhere-- back, arms, chest,
butt, stomach, legs, head, etc; and keep it coming!
*Eye Contact, believe it or not, is stimulating
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