"Hey, what’s this?" a female Redguard said as she prodded at a Hunger. The Hunger stood at its post flinching every now and then as she looked at the creature from every angle, and then finally it pointed down a hall telling her to move one.
"Oh, you’re no fun!" the Redguard said as she walked on, getting stopped by every Daedra/pile of crap she saw along the way.
"Why are all of these lights broken? What are those clanky noises?"
It was as if the Redguard had never lived a day in Morrowind. All of the Daedra eyed her as she passed and snickered under their breath. This was great; she wasn’t trying to kill them. She eventually made it to the door of the service tunnel.
Vash looked up from a draft of a dental plan at her visitor.
"Can I help you?" she asked, surprised that she didn’t have to get Chika to stop her from wrecking her home.
"Ooooooh, pointy!" the Redguard said as she ran over to Chika began the process of reaching up to prod Chika’s spike goatee. At this, Chika raised a fist and took a step back.
"Hey, pay attention!" Vash said trying to stop the Redguard from bugging Chika.
"But-"
"No! Leave Chika alone; he’s got space issues. Who are you?"
"Oh, that. My name’s Adida."
Vash nodded and dug out some blank papers and an ink well, "You know, I archive stories that people may have. Wanna give it a shot?"
Adida stopped attempting to prod Chika’s many spikes and looked at Vash, "I’m pretty new here; I don’t know much."
"Not a problem. We can use this as a newcomer’s perspective..."
Vash: You’re new obviously. What’s your earliest memory of Vvardenfell?
Adida: It was beautiful. Not many would say that, but they weren’t leaving Cyrodiil. I’m not one for staying in one place unless there’s money involved. I left for the greater good and the fattening of my wallet. Then, I tripped. Flat on my face...
Vash: I’ve fallen quite a few times myself... off of mountains. Even though you’re new, is there any food that you like in particular?
Adida: Food. I love it. Eat so much of it I forget to metagame-eat.
Vash: O... kay. Who was the most interesting person you’ve met so far?
Adida: Barman, I SWEAR he was there, taking a smoke break.
Vash: *blank stare* How do you feel about Imperial law?
Adida: Imperial pisses me off. But, as long as there’s one guy with his own theme music and a trademark evil laugh, I’ll have fun whoopin’ their asses. The guards are pussies. They never have anything good...
Vash: I concur. Who wants to wear a mini skirt? What area in Morrowind has left an impression on you?
Adida: Oblivion.
Vash: ... What’s your favorite holiday spot?
Adida: The one where Strong Bad draws "Teen Girl Squad"!
Vash: I liked that too! I think that was somewhere up in the Sheogorad area... What do you know about Red Mountain?
Adida: It’s red. Hence the name...
Vash: Yes, the red. What do you think happened to the Dwemer? Why did they just go *poof*?
Adida: Their bodies melted from raving too much in those neon lights.
Vash: *pouts* What’s wrong with the neon lights...? I like the lights... What are your thoughts on the Tribunal Temple?
Adida: I’d like to blow it up sometime. Otherwise, I don’t give a damn.
Vash: They ARE annoying. You won’t get to meet the head guy though; I killed him. You’ll get to meet all of the angry followers though!
Adida: ... Fantastic.
Vash: Have you ever been to Mournhold?
Adida: Yeah, I learned how to hijack a car there...
Vash: Cars don’t exist anymore...
Adida: So? Just because it isn’t there doesn’t mean I can’t do it...
Vash: Yeah, no one wanted to believe me when I said that I had Wraithguard activated without Vivec.
Adida: What now?
Vash: Never mind... How do you feel about Vampires/Werewolves?
Adida: I’m pro Werewolf, though I don’t really give a damn about either. Vampires are the weakest viruses ever. It doesn’t WORK efficiently with the host. They suck. Literally. But I’d want to find a cure for Vampires first. Werewolves can wait, they just berserk; I’m fine with that.
Vash: Um, hello? *big Emo tear*
Adida: *pats arm*
Vash: DON’T TOUCH ME!!!!!!!! *sniff* Anyway, what was your last journal entry?
Adida: I miss Dunkin’ Donuts...
Vash: Anything else?
Adida: Always carry a bottle of Fabreeze...
Vash: O_O!!! You need to leave. Now. Chika!
The Dremora picked up the chair Adida was sitting in and began to walk out with her.
"Hey, I never did touch all of your spikes!" Adida said turning in her chair still trying to see what that elusive goatee was made of.
With a laugh, Vash tucked away the interview and got back to work on the dental plan.
Adida's Details
PLAYER PROFILE
| Name: | Christina |
| Age: | 15 |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Texus, USA |
| Background: | St. Gregory’s Catholic School. |
| Platform: | Xbox |
CHARACTER PROFILE
| Name: | Adida |
| Sex: | Female |
| Race: | Redguard |
| Class: | Cus-to-mized (Like Dy-no-mite!)! |
| Location | NA |
| Factions: | NA |
| Highest Faction Rank: | NA |
| Favourite Weapon: | Enchanted steel claymore with invisibility (Constant effect) |
| Favourite Spell: | Ion wave (Cus-to-mized!) |
| Favourite Book: | The Axe Man |
| Favourite Item: | $$$ Bling-bling (Septims, gold) |
PLUG-INS
There are too many issues here for specific notes.
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