Season 1, Episode 5
Written by Krista Vernoff
Directed by Allan Kroeker
Original Airdate: 20 October 2004*
*This airdate is from the episode's airing on Canadian
television. All subsequent airdates listed on this website refer to the
original Canadian airdate.
Jaye "Crap. It was the pancake. [to
herself] Stupid Cow!"
Sharon [to Jaye] "Selfish bitch!"
REGULAR CAST
GUEST CAST
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Audrey Wasilewski as Yvette/Cindy Bradley
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Kimberly Scott as Officer Hale
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Bill Lake as Detective Sloan
CO-STARRING
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Colin Fox as Fred
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Joan Gregson as Helen
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Lise LeBel-Wagner as Elderly Yvette
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James Carroll as Officer Donikian
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Mike Beaver as Border Patrol Officer #1
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Marcus Bruce as Older Gardener
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Eldridge Hyndman as American Border Guard
MUSE VOICES
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Sandra Caldwell
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Jeffrey R. Smith
SYNOPSIS
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Inside a police station Officer Sloan interrogates
Sharon about Jaye, who's been placed under arrest. In the adjacent
interrogation room, Jaye cups her hands over the two-way mirror in an
attempt to see what's on the other side. She asks if anyone wants to
speak with her. Suddenly a cardboard display featuring MacGuffin the
Crime Dog comes to life. Jaye gets into an argument with Crime Dog, but
quickly settles down when Officer Hale enters the room and instructs
Jaye to describe what happened to the family's housekeeper before she
ended up in the trunk of a car.
Several days earlier Dad, Aaron, and Mom enjoy a delicious pancake
breakfast prepared by their Canadian housekeeper, Yvette, who speaks
with a French accent. Jaye enters the kitchen with a bag of laundry, and
Yvette offers to make her a pancake as well. Jaye turns down the offer,
but the cow creamer on the kitchen table comes to life and tells Jaye to
have one. Aaron accuses Jaye of conversing with the cow creamer, but
Jaye denies it. Moments later Sharon tells Mom that there's an emergency
cleanup job in the bathroom, where the toilet has overflowed, but Jaye
has changed her mind about having a pancake and Yvette is reluctant to
abandon the stove. Moments later two members of the I.N.S. show up and
announce that a warrant exists for Yvette's deportation.
Later Aaron shows up at the Wonderfalls shop with the cow creamer in
hand. He again accuses Jaye of talking to inanimate objects, and moments
later the creamer tells Jaye to bring Yvette home. Aaron and Jaye agree
that something must be done to bring Yvette back, especially since it
was Sharon, who works as an immigration attorney, who got Yvette
deported in the first place. Later Aaron and Jaye confront Sharon about
what she did. Sharon explains that Yvette's name showed up on a list at
work that very morning, and she had been unaware that Yvette has been
living in the US on an expired visa since the early 1980s. Now the
I.N.S. has put Yvette on a bus headed for Canada. Mom and Dad discuss
the Yvette situation. Mom admits she's known about Yvette's illegal
status for quite some time. Jaye chimes in, telling her parents they've
got to do something to get Yvette back, but Dad remarks that the entire
situation is very sad, and walks away. Mom then wonders aloud where the
bus could be taking Yvette. A short time later Aaron and Jaye head for
the Canadian border. As they wait in line at the border checkpoint,
Aaron again pulls out the cow creamer and demands to know why Jaye was
talking to it. An argument erupts and they attract the attention of
border patrol officers, who question them about their trip. Later Aaron
and Jaye drive to a bus station, where they spot Yvette exiting a public
bathroom. Jaye and Aaron tell her they're going to drive her back to the
United States, but Yvette insists she'll get arrested because her
passport was taken away. Aaron and Jaye tell her to hide in the trunk of
their car. Although she's heartened by their support, Yvette refuses to
put either of them in jeopardy, and insists she's staying in Canada.
Unfortunately she's broke and has nowhere to stay. Jaye and Aaron refuse
to abandon Yvette at the bus station and drive off with her in the back
seat. As they try to figure out what to do next, the cow creamer tells
Jaye to make a right turn at a red light. Jaye does what the creamer
says... and ends up going down a one-way street the wrong way. She ends
up crashing into the yard of a house. The owners turn out to be Yvette's
parents, Helen and Fred.
It turns out that Yvette ran away from home when she got pregnant at a
young age. Yvette and her parents have been estranged ever since. Soon
after, a fight erupts between Yvette and her parents. Yvette says she
ran off because they were never caring, and in their own way, held the
door open for her. Jaye becomes so upset with the rapidly deteriorating
situation that she climbs into the car and demands the cow creamer do
something to fix it. The cow creamer tells Jaye to bring Yvette home.
Moments later Aaron and Fred get into a fight and Fred strikes Aaron in
the jaw. Jaye gets out of the car and punches back, sending Fred to the
ground. Jaye and Aaron then talk Yvette into climbing into the trunk.
When they reach the Canadian border they get pulled over. As police
order Aaron and Jaye out of the vehicle, they wonder how they figured
out Yvette was hiding in the trunk. Then a cigarette-smoking figure
emerges from the shadows. It turns out to be Sharon.
Jaye, Aaron, and Yvette are taken into custody. At the police station
Sharon insists she didn't tip-off the authorities. She showed up at the
border when police tipped her off. Sharon tells Jaye the Canadians are
furious and have already filed extradition papers to try Jaye in their
country, where she faces numerous charges -- including reckless
endangerment, vandalism, and assault -- and the United States wants to
charge her as well. Meanwhile Yvette is going to be sent to a jail in
the United States. A short time later Hale informs Jaye that the charges
have been dropped. An elated Jaye finds Aaron, Sharon, and Mom waiting
for her nearby. Jaye thanks her sister for pulling strings, but it turns
out that her freedom wasn't Sharon's doing: Dad had placed a phone call
to a very important friend, and wrote a very large check to Yvette's
parents. Later Jaye realizes that Dad also won Yvette's freedom, or at
least a limited amnesty until she becomes an American. Everyone returns
home, where Yvette makes pancakes... and Jaye realizes the cow creamer
is missing its head.
TRIVIA
Wax Lion |
Pink Flamingos |
Karma Chameleon |
Wound-Up Penguin |
Crime Dog |
Muffin Buffalo
Barrel Bear |
Lovesick Ass |
Safety Canary |
Lying Pig |
Cocktail Bunny |
Totem Mole |
Caged Bird
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