Season 1, Episode 1
Story by Todd Holland and Bryan Fuller
Teleplay by Bryan Fuller
Directed by Todd Holland
Original Airdate: 12 March 2004
"She's not disturbed, she's depressed, and
they have pills for that now."
Karen
REGULAR CAST
GUEST CAST
CO-STARRING
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Neil Grayston as
Alec
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Kim Roberts as Peggy
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Curt Wu as Doctor
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Steven Taylor as Loitering Boy
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Bailey Stocker as Ronnie's Daughter
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Lisa Marcos as Attractive Nurse
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Jorge Molina as Male Tourist
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Morgan Drmaj as Bellman
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Anna Starnino as Triage Nurse
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Corry Karpf as
Heidi Sockett-Gotts
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Chantal Purdy as Little Girl
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Melissa Grelo as Native Princess
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Brandon Oakes as Native Chief
MUSE VOICES
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Scotch Ellis Loring
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Ted Dykstra
SYNOPSIS
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Jaye reveals the legend of the Maid of the Mist to
a young customer at a shop near Niagara Falls. Native Americans, Jaye
explains, believed there was a god in the waterfall, and sacrificed a
virgin princess to appease the god. As she went over the falls the young
princess said, "I surrender to destiny." The god of the waterfall saved
the princess, who became the Maid of the Mist. Twenty-something Jaye is
a clerk in a Maid of the Mist souvenir shop. She pays no attention to
Thomas, an obviously miserable UPS delivery man. A girl from Jaye's high
school happens into the shop, and Jaye has to admit that while she got a
degree from an Ivy League school, she's working at the souvenir shop.
The girl is appalled. Peggy, the manager of the souvenir shop, is about
to take maternity leave. She delegates assistant manager duties not to
Jaye, but to 17-year-old Alec. Jaye feels her life could hardly get
worse. She pictures herself walking to the falls and jumping to her
death. Instead she goes back to work. A customer uses a machine to make
a wax animal, but the resulting lion's face is smooshed. Jaye argues
with the customer but Alec resolves the matter smoothly, ordering Jaye
to give the customer a rebate. Suddenly the wax lion on the counter
tells Jaye not to give the woman any money. Jaye is startled; no one
else seems to hear the lion speaking. Jaye gives the woman her money,
and as soon as the woman leaves the shop a thief steals her purse and
runs away. Jaye passes out.
Jaye's family gathers in her trailer. Her mom, dad, sister Sharon, and
brother Aaron are there. They debate what to do about her fainting
spell. The consensus is that Jaye's depressed, understandably given that
she has a pathetic job and lives in a trailer park. Jaye goes to see Dr.
Ron, her mother's therapist. A brass monkey on Dr. Ron's desk suddenly
begins talking to Jaye. The monkey tells Jaye to steal it, so she does.
Later, at a bar, Jaye meets a new bartender, Eric. Eric says he got
married a week ago, but caught his bride having sex with a hotel
bellman, and now isn't speaking to her. Eric hits on Jaye, but she warns
him that she may be clinically insane.
The next day at work, the wax lion tells Jaye to ask Thomas, the UPS
man, why he's no longer wearing his wedding ring. Jaye tries to ignore
the lion, but it starts singing. She caves in and asks Thomas about his
ring, and he reminds her that he already told her all about his divorce.
As he leaves, Thomas flicks a quarter into a fountain. The wax lion
tells Jaye to go get it. She pulls the quarter from the fountain, and
the eagle on its back turns and looks at her. Jaye drops the quarter,
which bounces down a flight of stairs and into a bicyclist's fast-food
sack. Jaye chases the cyclist, and he throws the sack in the garbage.
Jaye pulls it out and gets the quarter. In the garbage can she notices
the purse that was stolen from the shop customer earlier. Jaye goes to
the hotel where the woman was staying, and knocks on dozens of doors
until she finds the purse's owner, Ronnie. Ronnie thinks Jaye is part of
an identity theft ring. Ronnie and Jaye get into a fistfight and are
taken to the police station. Sharon comes to bail Jaye out. Sharon tells
Jaye to grow up, and storms away. Jaye goes to the bar and tells her
friend Mahandra that inanimate animals are talking to her. Jaye is
afraid she's insane. Mahandra theorizes that everything has a soul, and
the animals are talking to Jaye because she's repressing their souls.
Jaye's mother comes to see her at work the next day. Mom tells Jaye she
has to return Dr. Ron's brass monkey. Jaye denies stealing it but Dr.
Ron has it on tape. The wax lion insists that Jaye has to set her sister
up with Thomas the UPS man. Jaye tricks them both into meeting her for
dinner. At dinner Jaye steps away to flirt with bartender Eric. Sharon
confides in Thomas that nothing will happen because she's a lesbian.
When Jaye returns, Thomas asks if Sharon is really a lesbian. Jaye
doesn't know, but she notices Thomas' neck is swelling. He's having an
allergic reaction to his salad. Jaye and Sharon rush him to the
hospital. On the way they discuss Sharon's homosexuality. Thomas stops
breathing, and Sharon gives him an emergency tracheotomy with a pen. At
the hospital Thomas' ex-wife Beth shows up. Beth and Sharon have obvious
chemistry, and leave together.
Jaye goes to look at the falls. Eric walks past, heading home from work.
They talk about surrendering to destiny. Eric says it's peaceful; Jaye
thinks it's like drowning. When Jaye gets home Sharon is in the trailer.
Sharon asks why Jaye is suddenly being nice to her, which,
comparatively, she is. Jaye admits she's confused. They have a bonding
moment. At the shop a plastic-faced bear starts singing to Jaye. The
bear indicates a passing woman who has toilet paper stuck to her shoe.
Jaye resists but finally, sighing, gives up and goes after the woman to
tell her about the toilet paper.
TRIVIA
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Corry Karpf has an unbelievable resemblance to
Jewel Staite and appears very briefly as Heidi Gotts in a flashback in
this episode. Jewel plays the character from
Safety Canary
onwards.
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In the unaired pilot, Aaron Tyler was played by
actor Adam Scott, and Mahandra was played by Kerry Washington. Both were
recast for various reasons before the first episode was filmed (although
you can see a picture of Adam as Aaron on the
Regular Cast page where he features
in one of the shots).
Wax Lion |
Pink Flamingos |
Karma Chameleon |
Wound-Up Penguin |
Crime Dog |
Muffin Buffalo
Barrel Bear |
Lovesick Ass |
Safety Canary |
Lying Pig |
Cocktail Bunny |
Totem Mole |
Caged Bird
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