Season 1, Episode 4
Written by Liz W. Garcia
Directed by Todd Holland
Original Airdate: 26 March 2004
"What do you get off brow-beating a hooker? Jesus
was nice to prostitutes."
Jaye
REGULAR CAST
GUEST CAST
CO-STARRING
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Sean Sullivan as Ticket Guy
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Boyd Banks as Janitor
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Richard Quesnel as Young Police Officer
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Michael Cronin as Police Officer #1
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Stefanie Samuels as Female Police Officer
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Karen Ivany as Marta
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Isabella Lobo as Scofield's Little Girl
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Bryan Hatt as Night Cleaner
MUSE VOICES
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Scotch Ellis Loring
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Ted Dykstra
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Jeffrey R. Smith
SYNOPSIS
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Jaye awakens in her trailer one night to the sound
of inanimate objects singing "eighty-nine bottles of beer on the wall."
She heads to the Barrel, where Eric is in the process of closing up.
After all the patrons leave, Jaye and Eric hear a banging noise
somewhere in the bar. It's coming from a wooden novelty barrel in the
middle of the room. Eric pulls the top off the barrel, and a woman we'll
come to know as Katrina scrambles out and runs off into the night.
Jaye and Eric conclude that Katrina has been living in the bar. Eric
remembers her from a few nights ago, when she ordered a turkey sandwich
and skipped off without paying the bill. He thinks she must have hidden
in the ladies' room until after closing, and hides out in the barrel
during the day. Among the items found in the barrel -- all of which are
of the tourist variety -- is a wind-up penguin. The penguin tells Jaye
to "bring her back." Jaye and Eric decide to play detective. They take a
train-ticket stub found in the barrel to a train station, where a
custodian remembers seeing Katrina. He also remembers an Irish-looking
man, dressed in black, who showed up one day. Katrina ran off when she
encountered the mysterious man in black. The next day, the man the
custodian described shows up at Wonderfalls. He's interested in posting
a flyer featuring a photo of Katrina with the word "missing" printed on
it. Eric and Jaye call the phone number on the flyer. It connects them
to a room at a local hotel. They decide to rent an adjacent room, where
they hold drinking glasses to the wall in an effort to eavesdrop. They
hear a struggle, and Eric kicks open the door to the mystery man's room.
He finds the man hovering over Katrina. Eric slams the man against a
wall... only to learn from Katrina that he's a priest named Father
Scofield.
Eric apologizes for assaulting Scofield and explains that he didn't know
he was a priest. Eric and Jaye soon learn that Katrina is a former nun
who doesn't want to return to the convent. They drive Katrina back to
the Barrel. There Katrina explains that she lost her faith in God. Jaye
pulls the wind-up penguin from her pocket and gives it back to Katrina.
The penguin animates, and tells Jaye to "bring her back to Him." Jaye
makes her way back to the hotel, where she asks Father Scofield for 24
hours to give Katrina back her faith. Jaye introduces Katrina to Aaron,
and the two discuss theology. Later, inside the trailer, Katrina says
she's no longer close to her family. Jaye tells her about the talking
inanimate objects, and says she doesn't think the animal's voices are a
communication with God. When Katrina suggests they're the work of the
devil, Jaye grows intrigued. Katrina asks Father Scofield to perform an
exorcism on Jaye, but he refuses. Later Katrina finds out about Jaye's
bet with Father Scofield (that she can restore her faith in 24 hours).
Suddenly the wax lion on Jaye's dashboard animates. It tells Jaye to
"break the taillight." As Jaye gets into her car, it rolls forward and
smashes the light of another car. Katrina is stunned that the lion's
prophecy turned out to be true. Jaye's parents attempt a "Presbyterian
intervention" when they grow convinced that Katrina is a bad influence
on Jaye. Meanwhile Aaron explains to Katrina how an exorcism is
performed. Inside a men's room, Eric tells Father Scofield that he lost
his faith. Scofield tells him he should forgive his wife.
When Jaye returns to her trailer, Katrina forces a formaldehyde-soaked
washcloth over her mouth that knocks her unconscious. When Jaye wakes up
she discovers she's been tied to her bed. Katrina prepares to begin the
exorcism by cutting Jaye with a knife. Ultimately, Katrina loses the
will. Meanwhile Father Scofield gets pulled over when a cop notices his
broken taillight. When the officer runs Scofield's name through a
computer, Scofield is placed under arrest for being a deadbeat dad.
Police show up at Jaye's trailer, and Katrina is ordered to put down the
knife. At the police station Katrina learns that Father Scofield
fathered a child he didn't know about (he had a girlfriend before
entering the priesthood). The ex-girlfriend, Marta, shows up at the
police station with her little girl, Sadie. Katrina concludes it's a
miracle the two were reunited, and credits the miracle to Jaye. Her
faith restored, Katrina purchases a one-way ticket back to the convent.
Scofield, meanwhile, resigns from the priesthood to help raise Sadie.
TRIVIA
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This episode was originally supposed to air
fourth, but aired third instead. Regardless, in it's original run, the
show only aired four episodes (the fifth,
Crime Dog,
was advertised, but never aired.
Wax Lion |
Pink Flamingos |
Karma Chameleon |
Wound-Up Penguin |
Crime Dog |
Muffin Buffalo
Barrel Bear |
Lovesick Ass |
Safety Canary |
Lying Pig |
Cocktail Bunny |
Totem Mole |
Caged Bird
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