Season 1, Episode 3
Written by Tim Minear
Directed by Marita Grabiak
Original Airdate: 19 March 2004
"Get her words out."
The Muses
REGULAR CAST
GUEST CAST
CO-STARRING
MUSE VOICES
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Scotch Ellis Loring
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Jeffrey R. Smith
SYNOPSIS
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Darrin Tyler reads aloud from the inner dust-cover
flap of Karen's book, "Thumbing Through the Finger Lakes With Karen
Tyler." The flap contains a long bio of Karen, Darrin, and each of the
kids... except for Jaye, whose bio is only five words long. Jaye
protests, but the others think she's overreacting. A short time later,
at Wonderfalls, Jaye bumps into Bianca, a mousy blonde twenty-something
with a bad stutter. Bianca steals Jaye's wallet, takes it to her van,
and studies it. She seems more interested in family photographs and
Jaye's personal items than money. Bianca returns to Wonderfalls and
gives Jaye back her wallet. She admits having stolen it from her pocket,
and claims she needed money. Bianca then begins folding shirts and
re-stacking them with unbelievable speed. Alec watches Bianca in
amazement. He offers her a job at the store. Jaye works closely with
Bianca, showing her the ins and outs of retail. Bianca likens Jaye to
having a mentor. When Jaye finds out that Bianca is living in a van, she
invites her out for a beer at the Barrel. There a stuffed bass tells
Jaye to "get her words out." As a result, Jaye helps Bianca work on her
stutter. As time passes, and Bianca embraces more of Jaye's habits, Alec
notices a decline in her work ethic. Alec tells Jaye she managed to ruin
a perfectly good employee. As Alec and Jaye converse, a rubber dart hits
Alec in the eye. Bianca tells Alec she found a toy gun that works. Later
Jaye tells Mahandra about the dart incident. Mahandra finds it odd that
Bianca is carrying out "acts of violence" on Jaye's behalf. Jaye insists
that Bianca is perfectly normal, buy when she shows up for work the next
day, Bianca's hair is done up to match Jaye's.
Jaye encourages Bianca to find her own style. When Alec arrives at
Wonderfalls, he mistakes Bianca for Jaye, and Bianca doesn't bother to
correct the mistake. Moments later Darrin shows up at the store. He
tells Jaye that Karen's book is being reprinted, and now Jaye's bio can
be increased by ten words (as space on the dust jacket is at a premium).
Darrin encourages Jaye to write her own bio. Later, at the Barrel, Jaye
and Mahandra bump into Bianca, who's wearing Jaye's vest from
Wonderfalls. Bianca says she spilled coffee on hers. Jaye and Mahandra
can't help but notice that Bianca's stutter has disappeared. That night
Jaye contacts Sharon and asks her to locate Bianca's family. Meanwhile,
back at the Barrel, Bianca asks Eric and Mahandra all sorts of questions
about Jaye. Mahandra phones Jaye and reports back about Bianca's eerie
fixation. Jaye returns to the bar with Sharon in tow. Jaye accuses
Bianca of prying into her private life, and imitating her stutter, says
"buh-bye." Bianca runs off, in tears. Mahandra tells Jaye it was all a
mistake: Bianca was asking questions about Jaye so she could write
Jaye's bio. Jaye reads what Bianca wrote, and is genuinely moved.
Shortly thereafter, Jaye spots Bianca's van and decides to do some
investigating. She climbs into the van, where she discovers a treasure
trove of research material on her life. Bianca enters the van, catching
Jaye in the act. Bianca then reveals that she's an investigative
journalist who's studying Jaye for an article on Gen-Y-ers. A
crestfallen Jaye doesn't take this as a compliment; she thinks she
caught Bianca's attention because she's a loser. Bianca counters that
even a steady stream of Ivy League graduates have failed to make
significant contributions to society. Jaye's spirits rise, and even more
so when she finds out the article is some five thousand words in length.
Then Bianca reveals there's no point in writing the piece, as Jaye's
awareness of her identity has tainted it. Jaye decides to sweeten the
deal by offering Bianca complete access to her life. As Bianca takes
notes on a pad, Jaye explains the philosophy behind her life, and her
observations on friends and family. As they converse, Bianca suddenly
begins to stutter again. She explains that she's fine until she starts
thinking about writing the article. Once that happens, the pressure
becomes too much, and she stutters. Bianca walks away, and a wax lion
tells Jaye to "get her words." When Jaye arrives at work the next day,
she finds Bianca hanging out with Mahandra. Jaye tells Alec that Bianca
is an investigative journalist, certain it will get Bianca fired. Alec
reads the notes that Bianca made while she was supposedly working at
Wonderfalls. In a strange twist, Alex takes more offence at the things
Jaye said (in Bianca's notes) than Bianca taking notes. He promptly
fires Jaye.
Bianca shares her notes with Mahandra and Eric, who take offence at the
things Jaye said about them. Jaye feels herself growing increasingly
lonely. When she returns home, her family already knows that she's been
fired, thanks to Bianca. Moments later Jaye is surprised to find Bianca
sitting in the living room. Bianca joins the family for dinner,
heightening Jaye's concern about her life slipping away and being
replaced by a complete stranger. Jaye suddenly blurts out that Bianca is
an investigative journalist, something Bianca denies. Unfortunately the
entire family thinks Jaye has lost her mind. Jaye storms out of the
house, and the family smiles at Bianca supportively. Jaye decides the
only way to get Bianca out of her life is to write the article on
Gen-Y-ers herself. She receives an acceptance letter from the publisher,
and gives it to Alec to prove that Bianca is a fraud. Bianca decides to
quit her job at Wonderfalls and go back to her first love: investigative
journalism. Alec then rehires Jaye. Time magazine publishes Jaye's
article, only Bianca's photo is featured on the cover. The second
printing of Karen's book is eventually released. Jaye's bio reads:
"Daughter Jaye, twenty-four, lives a unique life in Niagara."
TRIVIA
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Another schedule horror: this episode originally
aired second, but is supposed to be seen third.
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Although uncredited, producer Tim Minear voices
the Karma Chameleon.
Wax Lion |
Pink Flamingos |
Karma Chameleon |
Wound-Up Penguin |
Crime Dog |
Muffin Buffalo
Barrel Bear |
Lovesick Ass |
Safety Canary |
Lying Pig |
Cocktail Bunny |
Totem Mole |
Caged Bird
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