An 80 year old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Oh, oh!" The old geezer asked the doctor what the problem was. "Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?" "No," replied the man. "Do you drink in excess? "No," replied the man. "Do you have a sex life?" "Yes, of course I do!" exclaimed the man. "Well," explained the doc, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur, you'll have to give up half of your sex life." The perplexed, old man asked, "Which half? The looking or the thinking?" |