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Teknik Memuji Isteri Senang Saja:
1. Puji masakan di awalaupun tak sedap. Jangan bandingkan
masakannya dengan masakan emak anda...
2. Ucapkan terima kasih kepadanya setiap malam sebelum tidur.
Kalau nak best, kucup dahinya dan kucup kedua matanya... ush.. isteri akan
rasa terharu dan InsyaAllah akan berjanji buat lebih terbaik keesokan
harinya.
3. sekali sekala beri hadiah kepada nya walaupun bukan hari
jadinya tau hari ulangtahun perkahwinannya
4. Belanja makan makanan kesukaannya.
5. Sediakan ruang khas untuk anda berdua dengan isteri tanpa
gangguan anak-anak
6.Sentiasa membelai manja isteri anda.. sentuhan jari jemari
suami membuatkan isteri lebih dihargai.
7. Jangan tunjukkan perubahan belaian kepada isteri walaupun
saiz isteri 2/3 kali ganda daripad abaru berkahwin.
8. Kalau boleh, semasa menonton Tv atau bersantai, pegang
tangan isteri atau peluk erat dipinggulnya...bukan pegang masa bercinta
sahaja.. salah tu....
9. bantulah dia
mengerjakan kerja-kerja rumah (house chores).
The Many Reasons Why Many Women Are Still Single:
* The nice men are ugly.
* The handsome men are not nice.
* The handsome and nice men are gay.
* The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
* The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
* The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
* The handsome men without money are after our money.
* The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.
* The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
* The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
* The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.
NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN? |