Welcome to Mallory Eats Poop, created by myself, Barb and my best friend Shampoo. This is a site dedicated to one little girl. A little girl named Mallory. A little girl named Mallory with a dream...to eat poop. Some may judge her on her eating prefrences, but here at "Mallory Eats Poop" we...actually we make fun of her more than anything else, both for her poop-eating and for her tendancy to not wear pants. So if you enjoy things, including making fun off helpless elementary-schoolers, then take a look around! Bask in the poop-eating glory!
*UPDATE 10/12/04! Updates left and right, huzzah! A couple new Vernonisms, a new rant, a new section under 'Barb's Love Life', and two new piss-your-pants hilarious links! Check them out, you buncha d-bags!
*UPDATE 11/10/04! A few new updates! Yet another section under 'Barb's Love Life' (poor Melancholy Rose has probably had it up to here with all my blabbering about J-Rip...lol!) and a small addition under 'Hamburger Train'. Enjoy, yo!