Just Who is Mallory Anyway?

� � � � � Mallory is Shampoo's retarded, obnoxious, satan-incarnate, seven-year-old half sister. One of her main qualities is the tendency to repeat everything, which is a slight disadvantage when the words our of her mouth are, "Shampoo says she doesn't want to talk to you", or even such gems as "If you like somebody, you have to sleep with them". However, this quality can be used as a great source of amusement, as it was in the the "I Eat Poop" situation.
� � � � � Shampoo, who, by the way, proved herself to be a great role-model for younger children throughout all this, told Mallory to say it one day. Not surprisingly, Mallory did. She wasn't shy about it either. She repeated that phrase every time Shampoo told her to, which eventually led to her declaring it in the middle of a crowded pizza restaurant.
� � � � � Which only gives you the tip of the ice berg when it comes to how retarded the girl actually is. The "I eat poop" joke escalated from there, even spawning a song entitled "My Name is Mallory, I Eat My Poop and My Pee". Maybe one day she'll realize that we're actually making fun of her. Maybe...