Funny Music Videos!
Hyakugojyuuichi
My favoritest flash video in the ENTIRE WORLD!! You haven't seen piss-your-pants f-ed up hilarity until you've seen this. Hyakugojyuuichi, by the way, means one-hundred-fifty-one. YES!! I knew those Japanese lessons would pay off some day!!!
Lobster Magnet
Another REALLY f-ed up, hilarious, nonsensical song. If you like heavy-metal, lobsters, and/or magnets, then check it out!
Star Wars Gangsta Rap
For those Star Wars geeks out there, there's Star Wars Gangsta Rap! Frick dude, VERNON even likes this song, and he doesn't even know who Obi Wan Kenobi is. The only downside: parts of this song get stuck in your head for DAYS. Try being at the Orthodontist and repeatedly singing, "Knock 'im out the box, Luke, knock him out..."
Spider Man Will Make You Gay
It's just a little pixelated Spider Man dancing flamboyantly and singing about how he isn't gay, and yet somehow it never gets old. I still giggle uncontrollably every time I watch it! ^_^
Weeeee!
Crap your PANTS funny! How often do you get the chance to hear a hyperactive squirrel sing about "gonads in the lightning"? Not often, I bet!
La historia del Mamut
This one always brightens things up when I'm having a crappy day! It's a cheery little Spanish ditty about a mammoth that goes down the wrong path in life, gets cancer, cirhosis, and AIDS, and then dies. Yay!
More Flash Videos!
The Land Before Time X
We all know that there are some sick people in this world. Why not let this video drive that fact home? Littlefoot goes around screwing people so that he can go to the fire rock! Makes even less sense than it sounds like it does. If you like really SICK humor, this will rock your socks off.
Dad's Home
My new favoritest flash on the PLANET!! I laughed so hard the first time I saw it, I couldn't breathe! A dad comes home from work and starts beating the living shit out of everything, all with a big smile on his face. Just plain old roll-on-the-floor piss-your-pants hilarity!
Other Funny S***!
The Michael Jackson Soundboard
Call up your loved ones and pretend to be Michael Jackson! I personally tested it out on Jimbo and Vernon...Jimbo spent the whole twenty minutes yelling, "NO YOU CAN'T STAY WITH ME TONIGHT YOU QUEER! YOU MOLESTING QUEER!" So it's Barb tested, Barb approved!^_^
The Very Secret Diaries
Hands down the feckin' funniest LOTR site I have EVER seen. If you're a Ringer, go here NOW. If you hate LOTR and think all the characters are flagrant homosexuals, go here NOW. See? Everyone wins.
Engrish.com
One of the many reasons I love Japan...their frequent attempts (and brilliant failures) at using English on everything from t-shirts to toy monkeys ("I shoot crap," says the monkey...) The first time I came here, I laughed so hard I could barely breathe. Sometimes I still think to myself, "Man, I wish my town had a store called 'Violence Jack-off'..."
Misheard Lyrics
We all garble songs from time to time. One day last year, I found myself in a car full of friends singing along to an Incubus song which, judging by the sudden outbursts of laughter, was not called "How Do You Do a Whale?" like I originally thought. Up until seventh grade, Shampoo was still singing, "Cross fire! You'll get caught up in love! Cross fire!" As embarrassing as it is when you personally fuck up a song, it's great times to laugh when other people do it. Go here to spend hours laughing at other's pain.
17 and the Coffee
Juunanagou of DBZ fame has a major coffee addiction and likes to beat the shit out of people. Other than that, I can't really say what it's about. Awesomely, fantastically, hilariously pointless. I don't really even watch DBZ anymore, and I almost fell off my chair!
Funny Junk
I truly need say no more. They don't call it Funny Junk for nothing, home-slice!
Friends' Sites
Hey, a little friendly plugging never hurt anybody!
Melancholy Rose's Domain
All about Melancholy Roses bizarre life, from her dumb-ass little cousin to her psychotic drug-addict sister to her completely nonsensical mom! Be sure not to miss Banana Butt Muffin, which I am a frequent contributor to (under the name Burnt Toast)! ^_^
Lamemphio Island
Another Melancholy Rose site...all about a role playing game that she and I have played since I was like nine! It's a good thing you guys already know I'm a big weirdo, otherwise I'd worry this'd scare you off! ^_^ ALL...HAIL...GRAVEL!!!
The Jack Phillips Shrine!
A site created by Melancholy Rose and her girlfriend, Little Bunny. Who is Jack Phillips, and why the hell does he have a shrine devoted to him? Tch, I'm not telling you, buttnugget! You gotta find out for yourself!
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