Shampoo was born in 1873 to her proud parents, Bob Dole and Charles Manson. She was a happy young hermaphrodite and lived in Tahiti in a house with seventeen cats. After a failed stint as a gay porn star, she retired to a little house on the prarie where she spent ten years watching Jeopardy re-runs and eating baked beans.
Shampoo currently lives in Sand Creek in a traveling caravan with some lepers.
And the moral of this story? Make sure you call Barb, or she'll make up crap about you. MUWAHAHAHA etc.