"Oh my name is Mallory,
I eat my poop and my pee,
I eat it almost every day,
Because I am gay!
If I couldn't eat poop I would cry,
If I couldn't eat pee, I would die,
Sometimes I go to the zoo,
Steal a turd or two!
~Back-up~
Her name is Mallory,
She eats her poop and her pee,
Sometimes she goes to the zoo,
Steals a turd or two!
Oh, my name is Mallory,
I eat my poop and my pee,
I eat it almost everyday,
Because I am so, so gay!"
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