Sand Creek
Home of the Fighting Aggies...and also some cowsSand Creek is where Shampoo makes her home. In case you've never heard of Sand Creek (which is probable), here are a few quick statistics:
- It has a population of 1,197.
- It has two roads.
- Its highschool has a graduating class of sixty.
- It has no restaurants, hotels, or motels.
- It does, however, have a post office.
- NO ONE swears.
- Next to no one watches South Park :(
In case none of that drove home exactly how tiny and hee-haw-ish Sand Creek is, take a look at the map (click on it to get a larger pic). Now you can see that I wasn't just dickin' around when I said it had two roads. Shampoo moved there from Brighton(bitchy prep capitol of the world), where Barb currently lives. No one knows exactly why, but the most likely reason is that her parents are total chodes and like to be gay. Shampoo currently holds the title of the "Yo-Mama-Joke Champion" down there...
There will be more to come later this month when I take a journey to the mysterious land of Sand Creek. Pics too, so stay tuned! -Barb