President announces all out war on dumb animals.

President Bush has announced the cessation of peace against the Grisly Bear, in a phone conversation that was unclear and full of profanities Bush was heard to say "too long have these brown a**ed ****** ******* been stealing picnic baskets from the great American people, it's about time we show them who really is the top of the food chain, as soon as hunting season rolls around again, every 2nd amendment upholding citizen can start blasting".

Reaction from the Grisly community has been lead by long time mascot of the forestry commission Smokey Bear, recognized mainly for his love of the forest and spreading the message on how to avoid forest fires, Smokey's no longer Mr Nice Guy - "We will fight them in the streams, in the forests and on the picnic grounds, we shall never surrender! I've assembled brethren heros such as Yogi Bear and am in talks with the Hair Bear Bunch, Boo Boo is a conscientious objector, but we all kinda new he was a p***ey anyway". Kofi Anan declined to coment.