Bill O'Reilly to lead alien invasion of earth

Fux-news' investigative reporter Herbaldo has been missing in the field for several weeks now, his last contact revealed he had uncovered a plot by Fox News' Bill "who's your daddy?" O'Reilly to overthrow earth backed by otherworldly forces.

Herbaldo's last call: "I've infiltrated Fox Network disguised as a weather girl, I have to whisper because I'm under O'Reilly's dressing room table [sound of door opening and two people entering room] It's Bill O'Reilly & Rupert Murdoch... They're talking in an unearthly language, Bill's moving towards the table, he's sitting down, a rubbery like mask lands by my feet, it's O'Reilly face, he's bending down to pick it up" [Screams, screeching and scraping noises phone disconnects].
Herbaldo's whereabouts are unknown.

Fux has been suspicious of O'Reilly for some time: "a man who constantly reads out his own fan mail at the end of his show in a vain attempt to convince himself his views are credible, is either completely ignorant of his own stupidity or he's blatantly covering the twister of lies in his 'no spin zone'".