"Scooter" Libby & Other Muppets...

Maybe it's just Fux-news but "Who is 'Scooter' Libby?", why is it that we only hear about these shady characters when they're about to be wearing an orange romper suit and taking charge of the limited library in cell block C, what's happening to all of George's men and will the spin machine ever be able to put Dubya back together again...

Short of marching into North Korea, this correspondent worries how the White House can possibly draw the attention of the electorate away from this media frenzy...

We at Fux believe we have a solution; Get together with Fox News' Bill "Who's your daddy?" O'Reilly, get him to host public executions on prime time. Bill has the right demeanor to pull this off, Fox can sell the advertising space for a premium similar to that of Super Bowl slots and Budweiser can release a new talking reptiles type advert that'll have everyone in America milling around the office coffee machines, add a live or die on line vote and Bill's your uncle... case closed, crisis over!