China: Bush Accosts Premiere's Grandmother in Ladies Bath room...

Whilst American officials described the leaders as more comfortable with each other on Sunday it appears that George Bush was busy accosting Mrs. Hu (94) in the Beijing palace ladies room.

Guests at the dinner said the more the president drank the more he kept on making references to the Chinese premiere's aged grandmother "It started of friendly enough, George mentioning how good she looked for her age etc. but the more he drank the more lewd it became, when the president made a reference to her 'meeting him outside by the bike sheds without her teeth in' Mrs. Hu left the table, the president followed shortly afterwards". A guest who Dubya passed by the door remarked "He was moving his fists back and forward and swaying his hips as he went, mumbling 'I'm gona get me some, I'm gona get me some...' over and over again".

The Men's room attendant claimed he heard the whole thing: "I was going about my business as usual and heard a terrible row erupt from what seemed to me like the ladies room across the hall, a man (clearly with a Texan accent) was shouting 'Whoa girl your sure are a feisty little filly'. I rushed to the door only to see President Bush being forcefully removed by the premiere's Grandmother. He hit the floor hard and as Mrs. Hu walked over him she grimaced in anger and stamped in what appeared to be the small of the Presidents back. He saw the camera, made an excuse and joined me in the men's room, he was walking awkwardly and asked me to call an ambulance before collapsing face down into a sink".

Fux-news China correspondent contacted the Hospital spokesperson: "It's just as well Mrs Hu was wearing slippers as if it'd been high heels he'd have been air lifted to Bang Kok central, they have a whole wing of their main hospital devoted to removing such things from westerners".