Bush to face critics daily on White House lawn

Washington D.C. - George Bush has arranged to have weekly boxing competitions with his fiercest critics. Speaking on ABC's This Morning George announced his latest in "getting closer to the people" idea: "The boxing matches will commence at 3p.m. and will continue until one opponent hits the White House Turf, but don't worry this president is a contender, I've been in training under the watchful eye of Sly Stallone". When Fux's head of sports contacted Stallone about the White House Wumble Sly happily responded: "I've been spending a lot of time with Dubya, he started off by sparring with the old and infirm and he's looking solid, unlike his policies the guy packs a punch that'd floor your average octogenarian".

Bush: "The first bout went pretty well the old lady had strength and speed but I started to take control of the fight when her hip popped out, 10 rounds later I'd silenced that critic"
The where abouts of Ethel Brady (75) are unknown, witnesses to the bout claimed "she was breathing very hard and down on one knee, George let go with a great uppercut and she was down, she may not have been breathing".

The White house press spokesman was not prepared to comment as: "he had ring side seats for the rumble and had $50 dollars on Ethel Brady to K.O. George in the first"