Eskimos March on Liberty

Reports are coming in of an advanced party of Inuits approaching Ellis Island, U.S. defence sources believe the crack team of "ice packers'' to be in possession of EHS's (Extra Hard Snowballs).

"This represents a clear and present danger", Says Bush & demands "the immediate strip mining of the Arctic tundra in retaliation for this unprevoked action". He also added that "a few good fast food joints wouldn't go a miss neither".

Well known for his love of the classic novel "The Little Eskimo", George understands "Eskimo" means "flesh eaters".

U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff stated "we are not aware of any attack on the U.S. by Eskimo forces & in future I'd like to be referred to as Nanook since I've had such bad press recently and feel my name has become associated with failure".