New York City - Pope Benedict XVI blesses the new fundamentalist Christian
S.U.V. from ford, capable of carrying 12 children, mom and dad, with
a full entertainment system that'll spread the word to those heathen
neighbours next door.
Pope: "To
long have Christians been limiting the amount of children to the numbers
they can fit in their S.U.V.'s and mini vans, finally ford have come
up with the solution and they sure as hell get my blessing!"
"hell"
The Vatican spokesman asked Fux: "Can you please edit the word "hell"
out of the Pope's statement, he's been feeling a little ill lately and
has been coming out with the strangest things..."