Harriet Rolls Over for Herman

Washington D.C. - Harriet Miers has stepped out of the running for a seat on the Supreme Court and given her full backing to star of film and T.V. Pee Wee Herman. "Herman's an avid viewer of "skin flicks" & represents a side of America that is generally forgotten, therefore he would be of great benefit to the country and to those who'd rather mumble incoherently in doorways and buy pornographic material when only the guy is serving" the White House cleaning maid said earlier today.

Chenney: "Pee Wee's child like qualities and imature attitude twinned with his inside knowledge of the justice system make him a no brainer of a choice for the Supreme Court. He'll fit right in and will represent the true beliefs of the republican party as well as adding a lighter 'here's a rubber chicken, look I'm choking the chicken' element to the bench"

Fux tried to contact Herman for a statement but his P.A. revealed: "He's been in the john for about half an hour, I told him you wanted to talk to him but he just made grunting sounds back"