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Chapter 7:
And now for something completely different...
 Once upon a time, in a land far far
away, lived a man by the name of Arrrman. Arrrman lived alone on his planet
because he was infected with elephantitis (the scientific name is
I-got-squashed-by-elephant-but-instead-of-dieing-i-got-infected-with-this-stupid-disease-which-confines-you-to-a-planet).
Elephant farted on a tree with disectopotamus. Did you know that Arrrman is
slowly becoming an eyeball? Well, he is. And he can fly. Every day he gets hit
on the arse with a penguin. And then he died, and got ressurrected and was
reborn and the cycle continued until he died and got ressurrected and it
continued.
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