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Chapter 3:
Follow Up
 Ludric Von Evil has been quite the
busy bee lately, he has resigned from his position as Kakaface replacement,
and the Kakaville officials have decided that Kakaface no longer needs a
replacement. Instead, our friend Mr. Mac Evil, has enrolled and graduated with
a Phd. in anatomy from Kakaville Comunity College (refer to Chris Rock lecture
on comunity college). This reporter, after doing a little more digging into
Ludric�s past, found that Ludric Von Evil HAS A MIDDLE NAME!!!!!!! He removed
it when he moved to Kakaville, for fear of criticism. His middle name, is
Olympius, which makes his full, real name Ludric Olympius Von Evil. To shorten
his name, he has incorporated his full name and his profession, he is now
known as Doctor Love, (after his initials). He has named his practice �The
Love Shack�.
For some reason, his practice has been
having problem getting on its feet, maybe because its called a practice? It
could be that people are uncomfortable going to a murderer for medical help.
He has also been known to have people leave his office in a hurry, especially
when they see the seringe. Another problem with his practice is that all along
the walls are articles about him, and only his bad acts have been publicized
(are there any good acts?). He has also been known to poison his clients so
that he can see them more often. Recently, he has been attacked by several
hate groups, because he has become negligent tp his job as a hitman, (which
has been his main source of income because of his failing practice) so since
he has failed to kill his targets, the people that have hired him have been
attacking him with kaka grenades and have been gasing his house with, um, lets
just say gas.
He has recently been attacked by the
CIA too, and without the Kaka Foundation, he is forced to defend himself
without aid. There are rumours going around about him planning on spreading
kaka all around Kakaville and kapturing the new mayor, Mr. Kakaface (thats
right, he wasn�t actually killed, it was his disguised protege)(he was trying
to copy what Queen Amidala did in Star Wars). The mayor has already received
several death threats signed by a certain Dr. Love, who decided that for once
he would not use an alias. His neighbor who calls himself Neil Jang Ragu said
that he heard �Mr. Evil� making lots of fart noises and that he was being very
sketchy throughout the past few days. Other neighbors (wishing to remain
anonymous) told this reporter that Neil Jang Ragu was in fact working with the
Doctor, and was said to be the Sketch Master. The owner of the clan of
sketchiness responded �no comment� when he was asked about this.
This reporter will keep in touch with
this story over the next couple of months, and hopefully will find a
conclusion to this fantastic legend.
While this reporter was writing this article, he took yet another kaka (boy is
he busy). |
